Balasar 

A humanoid being that has the inability to level a warcraft character more then a rate of 1 level per week,
Balasar's like Rammstein and computers
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And Glee

You're such a balasar, god.

Balasar by Lee_Brown456 June 29, 2011

Balasar 

An unkillable idiot. Infamous as one who can do anything, easily irritated but always able to smile.

Slayer of Dragons, Chaser of butterflies, Balasar B. Balasar.

Balasar by AceHummus9823 December 17, 2022

Balasaurus Rex 

A prehistoric dinosaur of ancient india. Roamed ancient india looking for any types of meat to eat. Beware miniature forms of these creatures still lurk in the world. They are native to the United States mainly found in California.

Person A : what happened to my meat?
Person B : It must've been the Balasaurus Rex who ate it.

Balasaurus Rex by KEVINs(A)GIRL????? February 24, 2011

Baltasar 

Tall guy with HUGE pennis. He is also very funny

Person 1: wow, he has a giant pennis
Person 2: they don't call him Baltasar for no reason

Baltasar by Big pennis December 13, 2017

Balanar 

Strong Str hero from the awesome online game DOTA or defense of the ancients.

This hero relies heavily upon nightime in the game to destroy other hero's.
Night stalker or Balanar hunts mercilessly at night taking down hero's at their own tower.
During day night stalker should just farm up, gain some nice items, maybe KS a few times with void while waiting for night time where any decent player should be able to godlike.

I_own_u (keeper of the light): care guys, its night time
Balanar just pwned I_own_u's head for an extra 235 gold!
Nightstalker is beyond godlike! somebody kill him! (holy shit)

Balanar by DeMoNiCNdLuCeFeRiC August 24, 2007

Baltasar 

Sexy boi with a huge dick. Very good with his dick use

wow,he is a baltasar

Baltasar by not balta February 14, 2017

Baltasar 

the Great, Wielder of the Long Staff, Bearer of the Rod of Giving, the Hidden Wizard, Master of the Nether Regions

Baltasar's are unassuming fellows, but they quickly grow to take fill up the holes in your life if you get to know them more closely. They can always turn a boring evening into a slippery slide of fun.
Baltasar's of old were often considered wizards due to their extensive knowledge of the wet and dark places of the world. Also from that time stems the superstition that Baltasars are bad for your health, as their friends allegedly tend to develop a bow legged walk.
Blessed with good fortune, Baltasars often have many kids and a large family. In modern times they are often sought after by the film industry to portrait wizards, due to their inherent skill of handling long, hard and thick staffs of all kinds, as well as producing magical outputs from them.

"I had a great time with Baltasar last night"
"The weekend at Baltasar's was really quite something. Very wet though, the weather wasn't too good."

Baltasar by MrUtcg3LMn_TBrLb December 8, 2021