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scottish baked pie 

filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious
mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks

Baked Alaskan Pie 

When someone is asleep, you proceed to defecate, vomit, urinate, and blow your load on their hair. Then you mix it all together, in the same way you would shampoo your hair. After that you proceed to light it on fire, hence "baked" alaskan pie.
When Travis fell asleep last night Igor snuck into his room with a book of matches, a full bladder, lotion, and a gag stick, while prairy dogging his poop. He had all the tools needed to continue to make himself a Baked Alaskan Pie.

Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.
Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!
Freshly Baked Cum Pie by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

I baked you a pie 

Baked You a Pie is the opening scene of Asdfmovie2. It is about two men, and one baked the other a pie by saying Pie flavor.
Most commonly used by those random kids that sit next to you in class while talking to their friends.

It’s a meme.
Guy: I baked you a pie
Guy 2: oh boy what flavor?

baked into a pie 

A phrase used to describe being high on marijuana, used especially when the speaker is extremely high.
I was hanging out with a few friends the other day, and we got pretty baked into a pie and watched some Bob Ross.

baked_pies 

a really obese yet fat person who eats a lot on the daily basis, very huge and overweight, be aware of baked_pies.
baked_pies by baddie fattie December 3, 2023