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Baitness 

1. A condition or degree of obviousness or denseness.

2. Might also be used in certain phrases as a desolate attempt to catch people's attention.

This term is only used by either AOL kiddies or the gayest of the queers on certain forums.
1. "OMFG Justin Timberlake is such gay baitness"

2. "Weekly baitness here!! Please someone read my post because I don't have a life outside of this forum."
Baitness by Enmitix December 11, 2003
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Baitness 

A term used to slander someone, used by homophobes who are afraid they may be gay themselves. Also see queerbait
This playlist is baitness (translation: it sucks and I'm afraid I'm a homosexual)
Baitness by LordRaven December 12, 2003
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Baitness 

A state of being in which one feel like they are "The bait", or extemely good-looking.
Iman: "Boi! You not even tha bait!"
Nicolas: "I am, you just can't fully comprehend my level of baitness."
Baitness by Imanwaswrong June 22, 2010

Baitless 

A person who does not have any swagger, as smooth as sandpaper.
Band geeks are baitless.
Baitless by 2012Swag December 5, 2010

Baitress 

hot underaged waitress working bar-rush at Denny's
Wow.. did you see that Baitress - she sure doesn't look 16
Baitress by Jay Jordan May 15, 2006
The way black people pronounce the word business.
Example: Stay out of grown folk bitness!
Bitness by miamian December 27, 2019
The type of processor that a program is compiled for. 32bit, 64bit, 128bit etc.
If the bitness of your program doesn't match the processor it will run slower than expected.
Bitness by vision_ep July 12, 2016
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