bainton 

when your homie has plans with you but instead ditches you for his woman

"i was gonna chill with rog last night but he pulled a bainton on me"

bainton by nick December 27, 2002

Bainton 

Bainton (adj) Masturbating all the time and generally dirty.

Dude that was really bainton man; you didnt shower for a week and masturbated 60 times between monday and saturday.

Bainton by MKellso October 18, 2004

Mat Baynton 

Daddy

Mat Baynton Is Daddy sorry not sorry please don't kill me family

Mat Baynton by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020

Bantony

The 'base of the banter'. person who is subject to much harassment of the verbal variety, which is generally insulting.

yeah Bantony, man up

Bantony by Cagzie March 31, 2011

Mathew Baynton 

That dilf from horrible histories

Person #1: “Who is Mathew Baynton?”
Person #2: “That dilf from Horrible Histories!”

Mathew Baynton by helena.francisss July 1, 2021

Brinton 

A man's name, also girl's apparently. Brinton is not a well known name. Brinton is a respectable man with great attributes and low respect for those who suck in life. Brinton is usually successful at everything he does at life and can hold a happy relationship at a young age unlike the rest of the human population. He can sweet talk a girl just by looking at her but when he actually talks to a girl she'll melt. Brinton is not the normal hormonal teenager, he has a real heart.

Brinton won our game of 2 on 2 again..can't he just lose?

Brinton by littlepurpleguy9 August 6, 2011

Bayntonette 

The official name given to people obsessed with Mat Baynton. A British Actor, commonly associated with the children's television show, Horrible Histories, and is amazingly attractive. No one knows why exactly people love him, though scientists are looking into it. The typical Bayntonette is either a teenage girl who watches Horrible Histories songs and episodes on Youtube and loves Mat Baynton for the unknown reason, or a young child's mother who secretly adores said person, while watching the television show with her child/ren. Scientists have discovered that a Bayntonette finds Mat sexy, though it is unknown why. There are no obvious conclusions, given that he is a scrawny, mid-twenties, unheard-of actor, but the theory of "Humorous Attractivus" can be applied to said attraction. One thing is known for sure, Mat Baynton is sexy.

Teenage Girl: "OMG! Did you see the Dick Turpin song? Mat Baynton can do guy liner so well, it looks smexy."
Girl's Mother: "Yes, yes, yes! Totally made me a Bayntonette."

Bayntonette by SilkNinjaLily August 7, 2011