Skip to main content

baint

An all encompassing word for anything in the world that is bad or gross.
> "Anyways, I ended up going home and fucking my little phillipino boy"

> "dude, thats fucking baint"
by Rodger July 4, 2003
mugGet the baint mug.

baint

a common word used to detach yourself from awkward conversations.
Sean: Hey Bryan, did you make out with my girlfriend?
Bryan: baint.
by hand-solo August 21, 2011
mugGet the baint mug.

Baint

Simply put, it can mean anything, everything and nothing, it's limitless and yet limited... Not to be mistaken for paint.
Hey I'm off to baint that girl.

Baint it burble.

Don't mind me I'm just bainting this boar
by Baint-master August 4, 2011
mugGet the Baint mug.

baint

Baint refers to the the distance between a girl's tits. It is an abbreviation of boob taint, which comes from the English, taint, which refers to the space between the nuts and the asshole, and boob, which refers to a boob. The word is thought to have originated in the early 2000's near Hartsville, SC.
Salma Hayek has the world's perfect baint.

Jeez, Yolanda, could you have any more baint?
by bigD May 13, 2005
mugGet the baint mug.

Daddy Baiting

When a Desperate Single Mom wants a baby daddy and targets a guy who meets her profile to get control over him.

Tactics: Find nice guy with good job and lovebomb. Fantasy sex & massive ego strokes. She falls too fast. It feels TOO perfect.

Reinvents herself to look like his ideal woman. If he loves meat, she’s done with vegetarian. If he’s into rope play, she’s suddenly “discovered“ she is too!

She stalks his social media for clues about his likes, dislikes to fake that she’s his soul mate. Schemes to isolate him from exes or anyone else who might get in her way.

Says her ex a deadbeat or abusive, casts herself as the victim. (In reality, many Desperate Single Moms failed at baby trapping.)

Different than gold-digging. Baiters seek men who are caring and responsible vs men with money. They look for decent, trusting guys to manipulate. They often target single dads, especially with children close in age/gender/looks to their own and pimp those feelings of love.

Tho single mothers can fall in love, baiting ain’t that. It’s a coldly calculating ploy to enslave the man to provide for another man’s child. She knows she can easily guilt-trip a decent man into staying after her child gets attached.

If it sticks, the control established in this grooming phase gets worse. Children, especially girls, from the first marriage are often the silent victims of this fuckery.
Dan: I can’t believe how perfect Angela is for me. It’s like she can read my mind! And the kids get along great!

Mike: Have you figured out how you’re going to put 3 kids through college, D?

Dan: We’re IN LOVE. We’ll figure it out!

Mike: (Smacks Dan in the nutsack)

Yo. Snap out of it. This smells like daddy baiting.
by Big Dongky October 20, 2019
mugGet the Daddy Baiting mug.

Rage Bait

A post on social media by a news organisation designed expressly to outrage as many people as possible in order to generate interaction.
I'm not going to comment on this shit, it's rage bait.
by Frank Jeans June 3, 2014
mugGet the Rage Bait mug.

Gaol Bait

This is the original English spelling of Jail Bait. The meaning is exactly the same, it still refers to some fifteen year old bitchlet who is dressed and made up to look like a twenty-something slut who storms out of the house after a row with her parents about the way she looks. Full of teenage fury she gets a bit drunk then comprehensively fucked by some bonehead who can't believe his luck. When her parents find out, the sap who shagged her finds himself in court with an angelic-faced schoolgirl in the witness box and the end result is gaol and the sex offenders register.
"Holy shit! Look at the tits on that!"
"Keep away from that, it's gaol bait."
by AKACroatalin April 15, 2015
mugGet the Gaol Bait mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email