Bailie'd is a new sexual act, in which the sex is so amazing, the male will proceed to ball a fist, and punch the female in the breast with full force, while yelling through clenched teeth, "God that was awesome."
When you're eating her box and you take a shit mid-feast, reach around, grab it and slap it into her minge then eat said shit and wash it down with a pint of your own piss!