BAIF 

an acronym for ‘Boy am I funny’.

When you do something funny you finish the sentence by saying ‘BAIF’

Example:

Person 1: Hi Mr Bald Guy, your hair is blue!

Bald guy: “How is my hair blue?

I’m bald.

Person 1: Yeah it’s blew away, BAIF!

BAIF by TheAdmiralShagga April 12, 2019

Baif 

Meaning to barf in the bathtub.

"Last night I had a pulled pork poutine after the bar and totally baifed"

Baif by The Baif Master February 11, 2014

baifu

Sexiest man alive. 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈👩🏿 🦽📈😭😭😭

Baifu is the sexiest man alive.

baifu by 1nxert December 2, 2021

baifrond

A boyfriend with poor English

Mah bubbu, mah baifrond!!

baifrond by JaneDoh420 April 21, 2018

baife 

baife báif
(comparative baifeier, superlative baifest)
adj
1. A lower class person who believes that they are mixture of Chav and Boffin. Normally female, although males are not unheard of. They can be seen sporting Adidas© Playboy© and other Chavvy brands. Scraggily ponytails are vitally important to achieve this “Baifeywen” look.

Encarta ® World English Dictionary © & (P) 1998-2004 Micr

"Oh My God, What a Baife!"
"She's got such a Baify ponytail!"
"She is the baifest of them all!"
"You are baifier than I am!"

baife by Mercedes06 September 21, 2008

baife 

A person who dresses like a chav but with the personality of a geek or nerd.

Most commonly a girl, the baife has a low IQ yet sucks up to teachers and members of authority to make themselves feel cleverer. A baife is most commonly known to have a low ponytail, playboy merchandise, white puma or reebok trainers and a drawstring bag.

The term baife originated at Dorothy Stringer High School in Brighton and is now being used by teenagers all over Brighton and Hove.

"That girl is such a baife!"

"Look, a baife!"

baife by I am not a baife May 4, 2008

baife 

A chavvy kind of boffin which have no popularity at all. They often have average IQ and are normally teachers pet. The like to wear fake burberry scarfs, jd bags and low ponytails.

She is such a baife.

baife by Mercedes20000000 November 10, 2008