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It's defined as anything useless, such as a politician or a hat with holes in it.
"Fuck a bagerk"
Bagerk by Bun Tendy June 26, 2016
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The noise a chicken makes. Not usually said around chicken, more of a call or holler to get your buddies attention. Also pronounced "Yigek". Started by Matt Maher, Matt Sprecher and Eric Edelmann in Walnut Creek, CA in 1998. Many a shirt was made know as the "bagek shirt" which featured a drawing of the bagek chicken on the front holding an unsidedown "sur" sign. Shirts sold quite well for about $15
Bafaa Bojangles: Yyyiiiiggggeeeeekkkkk!!!!!! (bagek)
Cornelious: Sur!!! You got any bagek shirts left fer sale?
Bafaa Bojangles: Nah just sold me last 40 at lunch
Cornelious: Truth, you rolling to the kegger at williams tonight?
Bafaa Bojangles: Meh
bagek by Messy Ma May 23, 2006
Related Words
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Bagerger 

a trashy, ugly girl who also has a very unlikable personality. The term (pronounced buh-gur-gur) was first made famous in upstate New York but sadly the bagerger epidemic has spread worldwide. Luckily most bagergers are fat and easy to get away from. However if you do need to get a bagerger's attention, they answer to the call of "here gergie gergie" or "yo i got free food over here".
If you see a bagerger, kill it on sight. Do it for the good of the world.
Bagerger by Prince_Of_Kingston November 20, 2013

Douche Bagery 

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are in fact a douche bag.
John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douche bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douche bagery on one level or another.
Douche Bagery by emptsent January 13, 2008
Totally insane person, usually bearded with a disregard for trolls but a love of goats
I am positvely sure Bazerka just nuked that troll!
bazerka by ZaPpeh September 29, 2003

Bagerger 

Every demeaning word you call a girl who is otherwise known as a slut put all together to form one MEGA-WORD.
Yo Zane that "Bagerger" is all up on you am i gonna have to choke a bitch?
Bagerger by six nine brosk September 21, 2010
Women over the age of sixty.

An old lady that is not attractive yet is seeking a younger man.
Worst comes to the worst, i will bang that bager by the bar.

That bager wants my balls.
bager by Ear to the street. February 19, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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