Bag of Dick’s
Bag of Dick’s by Tommy Lasordid April 23, 2020
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eat a bag of dicks
A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.
Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
eat a bag of dicks by Neonatrias November 1, 2009
eat a bag of dicks
You were late and u still left before us, Eat a bag of dicks
-adding an exclamation point helps to intensify this comment
Your paycheck is bigger then mine,
maybe if u actually worked!
Eat a bag of dicks!!!!
-adding an exclamation point helps to intensify this comment
Your paycheck is bigger then mine,
maybe if u actually worked!
Eat a bag of dicks!!!!
eat a bag of dicks by Eric Dauteuil May 20, 2006
GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
1) A exclamation used when someone does or says something so idiotic that they deserve to consume an entire sack of mens's penises.
2) The appropriate response when someone's logic and reasoning are so flawless that any other response would seem foolish.
3) What to say when someone says something that in any way displeases you and you want them to know how much you hate them.
2) The appropriate response when someone's logic and reasoning are so flawless that any other response would seem foolish.
3) What to say when someone says something that in any way displeases you and you want them to know how much you hate them.
1) Dipshit: ERRR, look at me! I got recon! Im so fucking cool and shit!
Regular guy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
2) Guy1: You sir, are a fucking useless, insufferable, and backstabbing piece of shit.
Guy2: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
3) Smart kid: Hey Billy, what did you get on the math test?
Billy: I failed
Smart kid: Well, i got an A+
Billy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
Regular guy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
2) Guy1: You sir, are a fucking useless, insufferable, and backstabbing piece of shit.
Guy2: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
3) Smart kid: Hey Billy, what did you get on the math test?
Billy: I failed
Smart kid: Well, i got an A+
Billy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS! by The Leedale March 7, 2009
Bag of dicks
Someone who is so much of a dick, he/she surpasses normal levels of dickery, transcending the title of a singular "dick" to achieve pluralized "bag of dicks" status.
Bag of dicks by InfinityAblaze November 22, 2011
Beat-up bag of dicks
1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.
2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.
3.) A douche.
4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.
5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.
6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.
2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.
3.) A douche.
4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.
5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.
6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.
Beat-up bag of dicks by A Beat-Up Bag of Dicks May 31, 2010
bag of dicks
Noun/adjective. In the top five of worst things imaginable. Picture a burlap sack of severed, bloody dicks. Yep, pretty much the worst thing ever.
I can be used in many contexts, describing smell, emotion, taste, sound, disgust, etc.
I can be used in many contexts, describing smell, emotion, taste, sound, disgust, etc.
"I drank too much last night, and now this morning I feel like a giant bag of dicks."
or
"This dead prostitute smells like a bag of dicks."
or
"Cheryl's liver and onions were horrible. I would have rather ate a bag of dicks."
or
"This dead prostitute smells like a bag of dicks."
or
"Cheryl's liver and onions were horrible. I would have rather ate a bag of dicks."
bag of dicks by Bryan745 October 27, 2005