Bag Toucher

Adj,noun; 1)A person who likes to touch mens bags(scrotums).

I walked into the wrong bar the other day on Chicago's north side and it was full of bag touchers.

by Your mom February 19, 2004

touche bag

n. sack or sports bag purpose-built to carry fencing swords, mask, uniform etc.

Excusez-moi. Has madamoiselle seen my touche bag magnifique?

Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!

Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.

by gnostic1 July 16, 2011

touche bag

(tOOsh-bag)-(n.)-in reference to the french word touche, it refers to an individual who is too much of a pompus ass to just accept defeat and must instead get the last word in stating, "touche."

That Nick Austin sure is a touche bag.

by nick6 November 27, 2006

Touche-Bag

1. The spawn produced when a tool-bag and douche-bag mate.

2. Lingo being used to describe teenagers in 12-20 years.

"Sean Preston Spears-Federline is such a touche-bag!"

"Look at all of those young touche-bags sitting around on their Blackberries. What worthless people."

by Pterodactyl April 28, 2007

touche bag

A painfully obvious tourist, usually displaying an air of cultural ignorance and overall obliviousness. Signs may include but are not limited to: tourist-shop t-shirts, khaki shorts, sun visors, fanny packs, and tan lines.

- "Wow, look at that guy in the flowered shirt. Hasn't he taken enough pictures of that building yet? I'm tired of waiting in line!"

- "Me too. What a touche bag."

by shadybitches May 8, 2009