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Bag Secured 

the follow up to secure the bag.
Said after successfully securing the bag.
Chad: "Yo man, you've been seeing Ashley for a little bit, you gotta secure the bag."
Brad: "bag secured."
Chad: "OOOOOH"
Bag Secured by young_santa August 22, 2018

a double with curd and a bag secured 

A Double Butterburger with cheese and a side of cheese curds to-go from Culver’s.
All Alec wanted for his birthday was a double with curd and a bag secured.

Bag = Secured

When a woman gets pregnant with a man with a lot of money, her finances are secured because the man is now obligated to give his money to her and for the child. This is usually said when the man is wealthy and the girl is not, and she gets pregnant soon into the relationship (assumed to be on purpose) for the reasons stated above.
Random Person: "Yo John! You see Becky got pregnant with that rich dude Jarod? Damn man! They have only seen each other for 2 months!"
John: "Bag, Secured" or "Bad equals Secured" or (by text) "Bag = Secured"

Secure the Bag

The bag being anything you want/desire. You must obtain it or accomplish your goal. Secure the bag.
How do I secure the bag?
I secured the bag when I got the job.
Secure the Bag by Slayballs July 7, 2017

secure the bag

An expression use to describe the act of taking/obtaining advantage of the situation and keep something of value.
1. Play your cards right and secure the bag.
2. Be an intern and work full-time hours. That's how you secure the bag.
3. I cut him/her off but I secured the bag.
4. Friend 1: He/she said he/she wants to make it up to me.

Friend 2: There's your chance to secure the bag.
secure the bag by Luv Cookies July 4, 2017
Word of the Day on October 7, 2019

SECURE THE BAG

Secure The Bag - Simply Means Getting Money!
Yo we need to get this record deal and secure the bag before spending frivalis!
SECURE THE BAG by GAWDKING October 8, 2019
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