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Bag Pipin' 

The act of performing fellatio while squeezing the bag and humming a) Amazing Grace b) any church hymn, or c) Mull of Kintyre.
Rose joyfully enjoyed bag pipin' on Larry as Colin played the hairy banjo.
Bag Pipin' by Shar1 May 20, 2017
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Bag-piping

Where the man puts his penis in a girls armpit, whereupon she proceeds to lift her arm up and down, like she is playing the bagpipes. This act is known as Bag-piping.
"We had a nudy ceildhi last night and had a good ole time Bag-piping"
Bag-piping by GaryB123 November 27, 2006

bag piping

the act of thrusting someones armpit as if they were playing the bag pipes.
I totally bagpiped that McBroad the other day.
bag piping by Keanu Reeves May 6, 2005

bag piping

The art of giving a blow job, rubbing his balls and humming.
When I gave my wife a little drop-in action, she started bag piping me
bag piping by mug z July 9, 2012

Bag piping

Sucking asshole
I seen azza bag piping Chris last night. He was sucking his bum and squeezing his stomach
Bag piping by anonymous October 27, 2021

Polish piping bag

Where you hold your forskin closed, ejaculate into your forskin to create a piping bag of sorts, then proceed to decorate your partners breasts/face/wedding cake/gingerbread man etc with your semen.
Barry: that is some decorative calligraphy on that cake

Steve: yes i used my own polish piping bag
Polish piping bag by JULIA GlLLARD December 14, 2019

Piping bag 

A big fat lady who squeezed into a pair of leggings so her legs look like piping bags full of frosting
Look at that piping bag over there. If she clenches too hard there’s gonna be frosting everywhere!
Piping bag by Pork Almighty August 25, 2019
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