Definitions by Shar1

Bag Pipin' 

The act of performing fellatio while squeezing the bag and humming a) Amazing Grace b) any church hymn, or c) Mull of Kintyre.

Rose joyfully enjoyed bag pipin' on Larry as Colin played the hairy banjo.

Bag Pipin' by Shar1 May 20, 2017

Grease the old dump truck

To have the maritals with your spouse; Sex with someone to whom it's become routine.

After playing poker all night, Troy knew his wife would be mad so he picked up some beer and went home to grease the old dump truck.

Grease the old dump truck by Shar1 May 18, 2017

cunt cam 

A sex webcam.

Eventually Holly realized she had a problem when she started calling in sick to work, just so she could linger on various cunt cam sites.

cunt cam by Shar1 October 11, 2013

rainbow meat 

Expired meat, slowly developing all the rich colours of the visual prism.

Michelle sighed as she looked at the selection of rainbow meat; knowing there was a distinct possibility of diarhea upon consumption.

rainbow meat by Shar1 September 23, 2013

vag biscuit 

A pussy fart.

Jaime floated out one hell of a vag biscuit; the odor wasn't great, but the sound caused me to loose my wood pecker.

vag biscuit by Shar1 September 22, 2013