Baetch

When your significant other is Bae but is also a Bitch .. They are a Baetch

"Veronica is such a Baetch"

by RMNO September 3, 2014

Baetch

A bae with a bite.

Oooh... that's sassy baetch!

by PsiFlo September 16, 2017

Nagger Batch

The dirtiest sounding clean thing you can call a group of annoying people.

I went to the Trump rally downtown last Thursday. Good God, what a whiny nagger batch!

by Moe Fug Lee July 28, 2016

Fake Betch

A person who doesn't treat you well and wants to use you ether for status or attention

Popularised by Ashton Irwin and Luke Hemmings (the drummer and the lead singer in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a tour video where they are sitting in a boat and talking about fake betches

Oh you're like a fake betch but you're still my friend

by It's a cow luke September 6, 2020

Batching

From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.

Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.

by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020

Batch Bowl

Filling a bowl piece for a bong with half weed and half tabbacco from a cigarette. When a cigarette is opened for a batch bowl, it becomes the batch stick

Can I Rip batch ?
Of course, we use this bong for batch bowls all the time.

by sixmensixmans January 2, 2019

Betch

A young woman who wears ugg boots, uses fake tanner, generally wears too much makeup and uses the word "Whet" frequently in conversation. Can be seen in the highest frequency at most of today's large city college campuses.

Person A: Oh my god, did you see that betch? Ooompa Loompa Ooompadity doo
Person B: I've got another Puzzle for you!

Person A: I tried to get on the green line in Boston but...
Person B: But what? Too many betches??????
Person A: ....yes

by Kevin Schoonmaker February 12, 2008