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Baetch
Nagger Batch
Nagger Batch by Moe Fug Lee July 28, 2016
Fake Betch
A person who doesn't treat you well and wants to use you ether for status or attention
Popularised by Ashton Irwin and Luke Hemmings (the drummer and the lead singer in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a tour video where they are sitting in a boat and talking about fake betches
Popularised by Ashton Irwin and Luke Hemmings (the drummer and the lead singer in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a tour video where they are sitting in a boat and talking about fake betches
Fake Betch by It's a cow luke September 6, 2020
Batching
From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.
Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
Batching by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020
Batch Bowl
Filling a bowl piece for a bong with half weed and half tabbacco from a cigarette. When a cigarette is opened for a batch bowl, it becomes the batch stick
Batch Bowl by sixmensixmans January 2, 2019
Betch
A young woman who wears ugg boots, uses fake tanner, generally wears too much makeup and uses the word "Whet" frequently in conversation. Can be seen in the highest frequency at most of today's large city college campuses.
Person A: Oh my god, did you see that betch? Ooompa Loompa Ooompadity doo
Person B: I've got another Puzzle for you!
Person A: I tried to get on the green line in Boston but...
Person B: But what? Too many betches??????
Person A: ....yes
Person B: I've got another Puzzle for you!
Person A: I tried to get on the green line in Boston but...
Person B: But what? Too many betches??????
Person A: ....yes
Betch by Kevin Schoonmaker February 12, 2008
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