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Badoozie 

The familiar smell / odor present after sexual penetration and / or double orgasm. The scent may linger throughout the day and hints may be captured by friends, co-workers, or by one’s self when using the lavatory.
The village bike always smells like Badoozie when she walks by!

Woah dude... you need to open a window. It smells like Badoozie in here!

Mom: Can you please stop with the tube socks? I can't wash the Badoozie out!
Badoozie by WhiteThunder75 November 30, 2018
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Derived from the term BOOZLE (meaning bullshit), used to express:

Anything predominantly bullshit, astonishing or funny.

Definition varies with accentuation and usage in different context, much like the word FUCK
"HAHA! I badoozled my way out of work today!"

"DJ: Where's CJ?
AJ: I think he's badoozling with that girl in the room."

"i badoozled myself by sleeping with my ex's cousin"

"RJ: yo i saw your ex with CJ last night!
DJ: what?! badooozle!!!!!"
Badoozle by mr. swag February 11, 2009

badoobies 

"You know what, I'm going to give every nurse on this ward an electric cattle prod and instruct them to just zap him in the badoobies. Pearl could you open up the Yellow Pages to farm equipment, retail." TOOTSIE (1982)
badoobies by D. S. Morris March 5, 2008

badoozler 

someone who is totally smoked out on meth...

Not just your average tweeker but someone who just can't hang or has reached the delusional point in their high...a week and beyond.
"Did you hear that badoozler trying to tell me that a harrier jet was following him?"

"I'm real sure a 30 million dollar jet plane is following that homeless badoozler around town on his bike."
badoozler by King_Of_Krell December 30, 2007

Badookieflonkered 

Synonym for shocked or surprised, Badookieflonkered is the act of being shocked in a rather silly manner, Badookieflonkered can be used as a slur against disabled people
“Kid in purple was badookieflonkered”
Badookieflonkered by EmEfDeEf December 28, 2021
another word for vagina
bone yo mama in the badoogie
badoogie by rulli December 9, 2003
A very large and bad smelling turd that took a lot of sweat and effort to get out. A combination of the words Bad and Dookie.
Conversational Example:
You: Why are you all Sweaty?
Me: Don't go in there for 30 to 45 minutes because I just laid a Badookie.
badookie by Mike E. Hunt November 29, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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