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baconwaffle 

your a fucking baconwaffle
baconwaffle by Randycoolon May 4, 2022

Baconwaffle 

A person who said v1nce was cringe but instead, he got absolutely roasted by the man, V1nce, himself. Do not be a dork like him and call V1nce one of the humans that are cringe. The term "baconwaffles" now goes in V1nce's dictionary as he will call stupid people a "baconwaffle."
Oh yeah! If you watch Baconwaffles, fuck you.
"Fucking Baconwaffle."
Baconwaffle by lele bloon May 27, 2022

baconwaffle 

when you insert your scrummy scrumptious yogurt slinger bacon into her syrupy waffle
yo dude bro i had the most whip cream and strawberries baconwaffle sesh with UR MOM
baconwaffle by wweedpasta July 17, 2023

Baconnwaffle0 

A new vocabary word V1nce created when he sees a loser, he calls them a Baconnwaffle0
Look at this fucking Baconnwaffle0 over here, what a fucking pussy
Baconnwaffle0 by Asian V1nce May 14, 2022

a baconnwaffle 

a person that is a loser and makes bad minecraft youtube videos
i'm a baconnwaffle
a baconnwaffle by bali_raven April 26, 2022

Bacon Waffle

Created in a lab by combining everything that is good in the world it is a waffle with bacon inside, yes inside of it. It has come to reside at Leroy's in Anchorage, Alaska and is known to be the best breakfast after a late night out. It is impossible not to smile while taking you first bite, not even the great Chuck Norris could resist. It is the colsest one can come to being in Heaven without actually being there. Once one has been eaten there's no turning back as they are more addictive than meth. It is not uncommon for groups of people to form clans or packs and travel to LeRoy's as often as possible. However if a member goes judas (see defiition for Judas) then they can be kicked out if 2 or more members decide they are unworthy. Once kicked out the only way back in is to buy everybody a bacon waffle and hope they are re-instated. As a warning, do not eat one unless you are ready to find all other foods somewhat lacking in taste after consuming your first. But as any veteran bacon-waffler will tell you, it is well worth it.
"How'd you end up in jail?"
"I held up a bank so I could afford more bacon waffles."
"Good man"

"After eating my first bacon waffle I felt as if I was hovering off the ground."
Bacon Waffle by Haon11 August 30, 2011
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