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A middle-eastern sweet/dessert that tastes really good and that everyone is always mispronouncing.
Susie: I love Backlahhvahh!!!
Abu: you mean baklava...right?
Susie: Baklava?
Abu: you know what, who cares... who even cares
baklava by dragons000000 November 4, 2006

back lava 

When you cum carefully onto the small of a girls back and the jizz pools in the cleft. Optionally you can then move her around to play with the lava flow.
"Dude, I totally gave Nikki some back lava last night."

"What, like the pastry?"

"No, not baklava - BACK... LAVA.

"Oh... Gross."

"Yeah, and then I made her slap it so it erupted like a volcano! Then I made her clean it up... Stupid bitch!"
back lava by Travisssss February 14, 2012

Baklava Hole 

A synonym for mouth. Often used by non-Middle Eastern muslims towards Middle-Eastern peoples (usually of any religion) when telling them to be quiet. It is not supposed to be rude. It is a cute and friendly way of telling your friend to hush up in a mock-exasperated tone. It is like "cake hole" or "pie hole", it just employs a food reference to Middle Eastern culture.
Fatima the Lebanese Girl: Yallah, Pria! I need the scissors for this cut-and-paste activity. You've been using them the whole lesson I need them now.
Pria the Bangladeshi Girl: Shut your baklava hole, babe. Here take them.
Baklava Hole by Rina Lam October 12, 2011
muscle obliquus externus abdominis, six packs, abdomen
I'm going to fitness center to have baklavas by the beginning of summer.
Baklava by Mustesar September 8, 2011

Baklava Surprise

Like whipped cream and chocolate syrup baklava is used during sex. The Baklava surprise comes when you present a piece of baklava on your penis for fellatio or when you insert a piece for cunnilingus.
A dessert which thought to be Greek by many stupid brainless people. It is just a Turkish dessert. And Turks do it the best! And they are so proud of every single one of their food. Turks are just not like Greeks.. Greeks steal, Turks don't give shits.
"OH MY GOD! THIS BAKLAVA I HAD IN TURKEY WAS AMAZING!"
"WAS IS THE PISTACHIO ONE? CUZ IT IS THE BEST ONE;)" wink wink***
baklava by turkish_girl May 18, 2016