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baby dyke sex rays 

The mysterious inborn quantum-like power baby dykes have to project sexuality instantaneously over any distance.

Baby dyke sex rays can be transmitted in person, over the telephone, via text message, via email, regular post, or even - some would argue - thought itself. The transmission of the sex rays may be intentional or accidental on the part of the baby dyke.

Upon striking most any more mature / experienced lesbian, the sex rays have the effect of an profoundly potent aphrodesiac, and can also foster feelings of protectiveness, friendship, and love.

It should be noted that while some very few lesbians are almost completely immune, most are not, and will usually succumb to the sex rays eventually whether they want to or not.
Dyke 1: I'm going out with Jessica later.
Dyke 2: Dude... She's like 19!!
Dyke 1: I know... I know... She got me with the baby dyke sex rays!
baby dyke sex rays by Honor January 20, 2006

sex baby 

A midget who shaves his or her whole body and then has sex. Diaper is optional.
Ah, see that little person there with the shaved body? That's probably a sex baby!
sex baby by rap bastardz August 6, 2009

baby bird sex 

When a girl gives you a blow job and you pull her head back, throw up in her mouth and proceed to face fuck her until she yacks all over your shit.
Man, I had baby bird sex last night in the bathroom at Dennys, it was awesome!!!!!
baby bird sex by Sam and Chris January 23, 2007

Boss Baby 2 (Gone sexual 3am) 

When two gay guys are doing anal and the one getting pounded sharts on the others male reproductive organ and the one who got sharted on eats the mixture of shit and cum while the other watches and takes notes.
Yo wassup wanna go watch Boss Baby 2 (Gone sexual 3am)?
A person, usualy female, who is presents themselves in a sexual way, that is also quite childlike. Usually the female presents quite innocent for the benefit of male attention. The phrase was popularised in 30 Rock, Season 5 Episode 16, and later by the Taylor Swift song Anti-Hero. An early example of a sexy baby is Persephone in Greek mythology who acted childlike and was abducted by her uncle and forced to be a child bride.
"We act like Marilon Monrone was a feminst icon, but she's just basically a sexy baby". "Persephone of the Greek myths is such as sexy baby. She was plucking red poppies in her spontaneous, childlike way when her dark uncle Hades burst through the earth and abducted her in his iron chariot then made Persephone his unwilling bride." "I'm glad that Paris Hilton has stopped speaking in a drawl like sexy baby, she's a business tycoon, it didn't suit her"
Sexy Baby by louloumc89 October 27, 2022

sexy man baby 

An old hairy man that wears a diaper and goes around saying "Daddy", "Mommy" or anything of that sort.
"Mmph, you sexy man baby, get out of my house."
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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