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Baby Bomber/Granny Robber 

A politician who has voted for war and has also voted to cut/privatize Social Security. Taking it further, a draft dodger/baby bomber/granny robber is somebody who has done the above and has also dodged the draft.
"Man my congressman sucks, he's one of those right-wing baby bomber/granny robbers." "Oh that's nothing, my congressman is Steve King, so he's a baby bomber/draft dodger/granny robber/seal clobber!"

Baby Bombardier 

It is when a parent/parents bring an infant to a "Clearly Adult" or inappropriate venue shamelessly because they are typically older or younger parents with a serious case of FOMO( fear of missing out). Some of the events you see this occur are; Movie Theaters, Night Clubs, Raging Parties, Bars, Concerts, Guys or Girls night out, and the occasional strip club.
The Swan and I were having a great time at the party until hearing the constant crying from the infant in the corner, "who the hell invited that Baby Bombardier anyway!"
Baby Bombardier by Hixxz68 August 19, 2018

bobber baby 

A woman wetter than a live well. Dates fishermen, usually multiple at once. Master baiter.
Ronda was a major bobber baby chasing after those rod rangers.
bobber baby by TheRealBLee August 10, 2024