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Boarding
School
Student
I'd
Like (to)
Fuck
Person 1: dude!! Did you see that hot boarding school student drive by in her golf car??!
Person 2: BSSILF!!!
Acronym for Battered Woman I'd Like to Fuck.
After seeing the photos of Dana Perino's black eye following the Iraq shoe-throwing incident, I must say she is one sexy BWILF!
BWILF by twiddlebug December 21, 2008
Anime character's Big Sister I'd Like to Fuck
Seika Ijichi from bocchi anime is totally BSILF, she also probably fucks that other girl with choker.
BSILF by tillwhen December 29, 2022
Brain Surgeon I'd Like to Fuck. Similar to a MILF, except the party is a brain surgeon. Maternity is optional.
Butters: I just heard on the radio that one of the Titans cheerleaders is a brain surgeon
Jsox: Yeah I saw a picture of her on google, she's a real BSILF
BSILF by Jsox84 January 9, 2009
Acronym for But Wednesday Is Like Friday
when someone gets really drunk on a wednesday night after giving blood (double red), and someone else gives him a hard time for it. a friend would reply "But Wednesday Is Like Friday," (BWILF) man.
BWILF by gamma phi gamma December 23, 2009
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026