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The act of placing one's crotch onto an unsuspecting seated person's face. Usually ending up in a seated "69" position. Taken from Sacha Baron Cohen's character "Bruno". The act was made famous by the unscripted stunt involving Sacha Baron Cohen, the British comedian, performing it on the rapper, Eminem.
Did you see Eminem get Brunoed at the MTV Movie Awards?
Brunoed by Randy Seaword June 1, 2009
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The word Brunoed, refers to when someone who is Austrian does something unfair or inappropriate to a person or persons.
yo, that Austrian guy never bought a round of drinks in,
I know, he never paid towards the taxi fare either.
looks like we got brunoed.
brunoed by cat3 July 28, 2009
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The act of seeing Mr. Bruno and/or having something unfortunate happen to you.
Hey I just got Brunoed and my money got stolen.
Brunoed by BrunoStan5178 October 28, 2021
I felt like we were a great couple until she asked me for a brunting - it took me 6 tins of bourbon and coke to get in the mood and then I brunted her for 4 minutes. My longest brunting effort yet!
brunted by brunter June 19, 2016
While walking in a hallway of a public place, you walk by the mens bathroom, suddenly the door opens and smacks you in the face. You stand there in shock as the man walks out, says "Excuse you," and eats a banana as he walks away.
Dude, I was walking in the hallway when I got brunsed!
Brunsed by maya cheyenne June 18, 2008

brunonde 

A person with brunette and blonde hair.
Check out that brunonde.
brunonde by Maxprincess November 23, 2014
WHEN YOU ARE IN A BATTLE BUT GET DESTROYED SO HARD WITH ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE AGAINST THE OPPONENT. YOU GOT BRUNKED.
BRUNO WALKED, HE GOT BRUNKED....
BRUNKED by krankadon January 12, 2022
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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