BOYvaries

feminine aspect MANifested in testicular triumph only to get panties in a wad in the presence of misogynistic rape culture promoted by ignoramus FAEmale sorcery.

When That chick said"if you change your mind afterwards it wasn't 100% and that means it was RAPE!" ...it really hit Johnson right in the BOYvaries.

by Mist ear Meeseeks December 29, 2017

bluvaries

the equivalent of male blue balls

He left me hanging, and I had bluvaries all night.

by polonius neville May 17, 2008

brovaries

The most emotionally sensitive parts of any man's body. These compel him to watch TV shows like Animal Planet's Puppies vs. Babies unironically. They allow him to weep during an emotionally poignant film.

Once a month, after brovulating, he will manstruate, and may employ a manpon.

Dude, that marathon of Say Yes to the Dress made my brovaries tinnnnngle!

by Susan B. Manthony December 17, 2012

Blovaries

What happens to women when they don't have sex for a while. A female version of "Blue Balls"

I NEED my husband, I'm getting blovaries!

by Oxca Oshja February 12, 2010

Ovaries Before Brovaries

Like the term "chicks before dicks," only better.

I was gonna ask him to the dance, but since my best friend likes him too, I decided ovaries before brovaries.

by gnadeislehctumblrcom October 7, 2011

Brovaries

Male version of ovaries.

I just saw that cute monkey gif on Imgur, my brovaries exploded

by Ed4heights July 16, 2015

Balvaries

It is a politically correct term for the male/female parts when referring to a person being chicken or unable to accomplish a task .

You do not have the balvaries to go skydiving!

by MT6 April 16, 2011