BOYvaries 

feminine aspect MANifested in testicular triumph only to get panties in a wad in the presence of misogynistic rape culture promoted by ignoramus FAEmale sorcery.

When That chick said"if you change your mind afterwards it wasn't 100% and that means it was RAPE!" ...it really hit Johnson right in the BOYvaries.

BOYvaries by Mist ear Meeseeks December 29, 2017

bluvaries

the equivalent of male blue balls

He left me hanging, and I had bluvaries all night.

bluvaries by polonius neville May 17, 2008

brovaries 

The most emotionally sensitive parts of any man's body. These compel him to watch TV shows like Animal Planet's Puppies vs. Babies unironically. They allow him to weep during an emotionally poignant film.

Once a month, after brovulating, he will manstruate, and may employ a manpon.

Dude, that marathon of Say Yes to the Dress made my brovaries tinnnnngle!

brovaries by Susan B. Manthony December 17, 2012

Blovaries

What happens to women when they don't have sex for a while. A female version of "Blue Balls"

I NEED my husband, I'm getting blovaries!

Blovaries by Oxca Oshja February 12, 2010

Ovaries Before Brovaries 

Like the term "chicks before dicks," only better.

I was gonna ask him to the dance, but since my best friend likes him too, I decided ovaries before brovaries.

Ovaries Before Brovaries by gnadeislehctumblrcom October 7, 2011

Brovaries 

Male version of ovaries.

I just saw that cute monkey gif on Imgur, my brovaries exploded

Brovaries by Ed4heights July 16, 2015

Balvaries 

It is a politically correct term for the male/female parts when referring to a person being chicken or unable to accomplish a task .

You do not have the balvaries to go skydiving!

Balvaries by MT6 April 16, 2011