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the equivalent of male blue balls

He left me hanging, and I had bluvaries all night.

bluvaries by polonius neville May 17, 2008

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Bluvaries

The female version of blue-balls.

She wanted to get that wet but was denied, and she got bluvaries.

Bluvaries by Jpagarz February 7, 2022

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bluevaries

female version of blue balls; when a chick doesnt to get to orgasm

My boyfriend gave me bluevaries when he busted a nut too early

bluevaries by divas949 March 5, 2010

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bluevaries

when a partner male or female cums too quick on the female partner when she is about to cum

girl:"ugh my hubby just quit on my last night when i was about to pop, i got bluevaries"

bluevaries by erivas_4o8 January 22, 2008

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brovaries

The most emotionally sensitive parts of any man's body. These compel him to watch TV shows like Animal Planet's Puppies vs. Babies unironically. They allow him to weep during an emotionally poignant film.

Once a month, after brovulating, he will manstruate, and may employ a manpon.

Dude, that marathon of Say Yes to the Dress made my brovaries tinnnnngle!

brovaries by Susan B. Manthony December 17, 2012

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Blovaries

What happens to women when they don't have sex for a while. A female version of "Blue Balls"

I NEED my husband, I'm getting blovaries!

Blovaries by Oxca Oshja February 12, 2010

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Ovaries Before Brovaries

Like the term "chicks before dicks," only better.

I was gonna ask him to the dance, but since my best friend likes him too, I decided ovaries before brovaries.

Ovaries Before Brovaries by gnadeislehctumblrcom October 7, 2011

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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