bluvaries

the equivalent of male blue balls

He left me hanging, and I had bluvaries all night.

by polonius neville May 17, 2008

Bluvaries

The female version of blue-balls.

She wanted to get that wet but was denied, and she got bluvaries.

by Jpagarz February 7, 2022

bluevaries

female version of blue balls; when a chick doesnt to get to orgasm

My boyfriend gave me bluevaries when he busted a nut too early

by divas949 March 5, 2010

bluevaries

when a partner male or female cums too quick on the female partner when she is about to cum

girl:"ugh my hubby just quit on my last night when i was about to pop, i got bluevaries"

by erivas_4o8 January 22, 2008

brovaries

The most emotionally sensitive parts of any man's body. These compel him to watch TV shows like Animal Planet's Puppies vs. Babies unironically. They allow him to weep during an emotionally poignant film.

Once a month, after brovulating, he will manstruate, and may employ a manpon.

Dude, that marathon of Say Yes to the Dress made my brovaries tinnnnngle!

by Susan B. Manthony December 17, 2012

Blovaries

What happens to women when they don't have sex for a while. A female version of "Blue Balls"

I NEED my husband, I'm getting blovaries!

by Oxca Oshja February 12, 2010

Ovaries Before Brovaries

Like the term "chicks before dicks," only better.

I was gonna ask him to the dance, but since my best friend likes him too, I decided ovaries before brovaries.

by gnadeislehctumblrcom October 7, 2011