A particular genre of house
music which one would hear in any mainstream UK club with VIP booths and crap champagne, particularly
popular with 20-30 year old men who have a grandfather clock tattoo on their hand, tight "muscle fit" V neck
t-shirts from Boohoo Man and also enjoy Love Island. Usual hallmarks are a generic two bar bassline pattern at 124 bpm, the same repetitive off beat hi hat, stabby piano chords with zero creativity and an overused
female vocal sample usually singing about "baby I'm losing control, never let it go" or similar.
- "Hey bro, what's this track which sounds exactly
like every other track on the radio at the moment?"
- "I forget the name mate - could be a Joel Corry track? Pretty sure it sounds
like a generic Boohoo man
music track though"