bongitis

to smoke weed so often that you may as well be diagnosed with an actual condition.

ted: hey doof, how did finals go?
doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.

by tedd January 02, 2008

bongity

When your really broke and you gotta rig up a piece to smoke some dank out of, you make a bongity. It usually consists of a pen, scotch tape and a water bottle. You often see dope heads of the highest level with much smoking experiance ripping an bongity, as well as bums kicking it on the street.

Yo Homie Im feinding, we need to whip up a bongity outta this arrowhead bottle.

Melt a hole in this bongity, we need to get this pen in there.

Dont drink all the water out that bottle, we need to make a true bongity.

by Sandysandwhich Yadidadi Sticky December 30, 2008

bongity

When you make a water bottle into a bong.

Timmy couldn't afford a real bong or pipe or piece so he had to make a bongity.

by Jon McStoneson September 07, 2007

BONGITIS

A COUGH BOUGHT ON BY SMOKING TO MANY BONGS

HAY STEVE THAT SOUND LIKE A REALLY BAD COLD YOU HAVE?
NO ITS JUST BONGITIS!

by TIGHT ASS TINSLEY! June 17, 2018

Chronic Bongitis

Slang; Used to describe chronic bronchitis caused by excessive marijuana inhalation. Also used generally to characterize any respiratory condition caused by the inhalation of marijuana.

"Cough, cough..." person#1
"You take it like a bitch..." person#2
"Dude, not cool I've got chronic bongitis." person#1

by theJR April 22, 2010

Bingity Bongity

Bing Bong Ping Pong Ching Chong Ding Dong Hing Hong Ying Yong Ging Gong Ting Tong

I want to bounce your bingity bongity

by akasbeve November 11, 2020

Bongitis

A person who is severally attached to their bong, they take it everywhere they go and they require a bong hit before they do any physical task.

Mike: Hey man, what's been going on with Riley lately, he's been acting strange.
Adam: Ah yeah, he has a bad case of the Bongitis, hopefully he will recover soon.

by TheMikeHunt August 17, 2022