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A person that was born a fool
John is a bonfon.
BONFON by shadowcrypto April 4, 2022
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bonbon syndrome 

Once a young woman snares a man by getting pregnant and becomes addicted to watching soap operas and eating bonbons all day.
God that pig is getting fat. She must have the bonbon syndrome.
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It’s another word for weed, cannabis, marijuana etc.
Bro I could kill for some bonyon right now.
Bonyon by Dr. Mug August 5, 2019

bontoneous 

A term commonly used by an individual who may be recognized in passing as a handsome young man, especially by Great Aunts and Grandmothers on Facebook posts which include job interview headshots, photos with girlfriends from formals, and really any post where they're smiling. This subset is comprised, generally, of brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon (they coined the term circa 2012, although they do not have exclusive rights of use) to denote a wild and fun time--imagine debauchery with less intercourse, although this need not necessarily be the case, especially if there's a Bolbi on the loose.

It is believed to be derived from a chant attributed to the fraternity, in which a line recites:

"Rah rah, bon ton, Sigma Alpha Epsilon!"

The subphrase "bon ton" has been extrapolated into bontoneous (adjective) and, to a lesser extent, bontoneity (noun).
Jacob: "Alright bois, I just finished my thesis, and I'm far too sober."
Woody: "Don't you worry, we've got a bontoneous time for you lined up back at the haus."
bontoneous by the thorax August 4, 2019
Pronounced boyn-yuns

A person with B.O. (Body Odor) which smells of onions. Walla Walla Bonions are the worst kind and have been known to cause severe nausea and fainting of helpless victims.
Bonions needs to shower.
bonions by Ninyete February 25, 2008
"Boofonda GET OVER HERE"
Boofonda by TheOligarchy September 25, 2018
When you get a boner for no apparent reason.
Shane was eating pizza when Heather noticed his bononer.
Bononer by geek in pink January 19, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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