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bonbon syndrome 

Once a young woman snares a man by getting pregnant and becomes addicted to watching soap operas and eating bonbons all day.
God that pig is getting fat. She must have the bonbon syndrome.
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It’s another word for weed, cannabis, marijuana etc.
Bro I could kill for some bonyon right now.
Bonyon by Dr. Mug August 5, 2019

bontoneous 

A term commonly used by an individual who may be recognized in passing as a handsome young man, especially by Great Aunts and Grandmothers on Facebook posts which include job interview headshots, photos with girlfriends from formals, and really any post where they're smiling. This subset is comprised, generally, of brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon (they coined the term circa 2012, although they do not have exclusive rights of use) to denote a wild and fun time--imagine debauchery with less intercourse, although this need not necessarily be the case, especially if there's a Bolbi on the loose.

It is believed to be derived from a chant attributed to the fraternity, in which a line recites:

"Rah rah, bon ton, Sigma Alpha Epsilon!"

The subphrase "bon ton" has been extrapolated into bontoneous (adjective) and, to a lesser extent, bontoneity (noun).
Jacob: "Alright bois, I just finished my thesis, and I'm far too sober."
Woody: "Don't you worry, we've got a bontoneous time for you lined up back at the haus."
bontoneous by the thorax August 4, 2019
Pronounced boyn-yuns

A person with B.O. (Body Odor) which smells of onions. Walla Walla Bonions are the worst kind and have been known to cause severe nausea and fainting of helpless victims.
Bonions needs to shower.
bonions by Ninyete February 25, 2008
"Boofonda GET OVER HERE"
Boofonda by TheOligarchy September 25, 2018
When you get a boner for no apparent reason.
Shane was eating pizza when Heather noticed his bononer.
Bononer by geek in pink January 19, 2009