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bombardment

A great variation of dodgeball.
this game is played in a gym with one team on each side. Teams cosist of ten-ish people and there are 3 types "balls" used: A dodgeball, rubber air filled or foam, a "foamie" wich is a foam frizbee, and a foam, nerf style football. The object of the game is to get a football or foamie into the other teams basket without crossing the halfcourt line. The round is either won by throwing a football or foamie into the other teams basket or by getting all of the othor team out by throwing dodgeballs at them. Usualy 2 typed of dodgeballs are used, 1 or 2 small black ones and a large normal sized one. normal dodgeball rules apply for getting out. if you are hit with a ball, your out, if you catch a thrown ball, football, or foamie, the thrower is out, if you hit an opponent, anyone he has gotten out is back in, and lastly if you cross the gyms halfcourt line, youre out. the game can be really energetic, but it can be very dangerous if you are the last person left in, in wich case you can either get all the remaining opponents out, score a point with a football or foamie, or get bombarded by 5 dodgeballs, thus the name.
My elementary school gym teacher invented this game, and we played it every friday, alwayse lookin foreward to the sweet sweet bombardment, untill 6th grade when it was banned because some dumbass kid well and hurt his arm.
by jim April 8, 2006
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fecal bombardment

The deliberate spreading of false information for the purposes of swaying public opinion or reinforcing existing beliefs. Typically, this term is used in a political or corporate context. In short, it means to "spread shit around".
The candidate engaged in a campaign of fecal bombardment in order to gain a leg up on his opponent.

After the scandal involving the board of directors, the new CEO began a policy of fecal bombardment in order to keep investors happy.
by Trumplodyte December 18, 2018
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The Bombardment Society

The most attractive branch of the Moped Army, based in Cincinnati Ohio. TBS was founded in 2002 by 4 radical dudes and now it stands as the 2nd oldest branch of the Moped Army.

Each year they host a moped rally called Bomb Prom and hundreds of moped riders from across the country come to Cincinnati to party and ride mopeds.
The Bombardment Society is so attractive. Wish I was as attractive as they are.
by crisisinthecity April 12, 2010
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Orbital Bombardment

The act of commencing a high yeild military strike on a planet's surface using a satallite or spacecraft as a weapons platform.

Attacks of this manner can be noted for the ability to deliver increasingly large amounts of firepower to a surface target anywhere in the hemisphere with accuracy rivaling that of a smart-bomb due to all targets being in the Line of Sight.
These attacks are also nearly impossible to defend against, as solid projectiles must fight gravity to engage attacking ships and orbiting vessels can manuver better than ground targets. Thus dramaticly reducing the risk of the attack...

Single precision attacks are often reffered to as an orbital strike while more powerful salvo and barrage styled attacks tend to be used for leveling a metropolis or larger.

Uses of an Orbital Bombarment include Ground-Force Suppression, Instalation Neutralization, and for those of us with no reguard for civilian life... Genocide.
Enemy forces are on the move... commence orbital bombardment on these coordinets.
by AdmiralTigerclaw November 10, 2008
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AERIAL BOMBARDMENT

RELEASING SILENT GAS ON AN AIRLINER
HON I APOLOGIZE FOR MY BOUT OF AERIAL BOMBARDMENT BUT THOSE BEER AND PICKLED EGGS WERE AWESOME
by buckshag October 10, 2018
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flesh bombardment

when a guy tries to get hard but cant quite do it yet. once that thing that triggers his boner his penus pumps out a machine gun trail of sperm all over the area within its diameter.
As soon as she walked by i had a flesh bombardment all over her face
by craig peircton May 25, 2010
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Repetitive text bombardment

To send more than one message to a person before they have a chance to reply, making the sender seem needy. The sender often doesn't understand that the receiver probably cant reply because they cant get to their phone at the moment, so repetitive messaging is pointless.
When I switched on my phone I had five messages from Sam. Serious repetitive text bombardment.
by buttons0191 July 12, 2011
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