BLooggle 

Introducing BLooggle: Your Gateway to a Seamless Browsing Experience

Are you tired of the same old web browsers that promise the world but fail to deliver? Say goodbye to sluggish loading times, cluttered interfaces, and limited customization options. Enter BLooggle, the revolutionary browser that is set to redefine your online experience.

P1: Yo duDe i'M Racist
P2: Get BLooggle
P1: *HAS A LIFE CHANGING EXPERIENCE*
P2: Tee Hee

BLooggle by Space Racist September 26, 2023

Bloogle

A blowjob given whilst the recipient is using Google for thoughtful research.

It is considered by some experts to be the greatest example of the Pavlovian reward cycle.

Gentleman 1: Dude, did you know that you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings anymore?

Gentleman 2: You're kidding! How do you know that?

Gentleman 1: It's true! I found out while my girlfriend was Bloogling me last night. Birds eat the rice and their stomach freaking explodes!

Gentleman 2: Hell yeah! Bloogles are the best

Bloogle by Dr. Milo Hutchinson October 6, 2008

bloggle 

1. To be overwhelmed by requests to visit and comment upon your many friends blogs.
2. To feel stupefied by consistently reading blogs. Or: To lose touch with reality through over induging in factoids, conspiracy theories and the generally uninformed opinion of blogs.

EG1: I felt bloggled after returning from my ten-year reunion...everyone I saw, told me of their new blog and asked me to not only visit their blogs, but everyone was expecting me to leave them a comment- I felt absolutely bloggled.
EG2: After a day's surfing sites on the illuminati, area 51, skull and bones, Yale and how George Bush really became our president, I felt totally bloggled- I had to go out for air, or read a proper newspaper.

bloggle by Vergelimbo April 16, 2006

bloogle balls

Bloogle balls are a medical condition resulting from the frustration of attempting to google someone and getting either no dirt at all or a sea of results for a multitude of people with the same name as your googlee. Often results from an underestimation of the popularity of the name you are searching.

"Mmm, that Dan Roche at work is so foine. Let's google him."
"OK... dannnn roooocchhe... ?!?!? results one to ten of two million!?"
"Oh suck! Bloogle balls!"

bloogle balls by laurosaur November 1, 2005

Bloggle 

Cumming in your hamsters nose, and shaking him until it comes out of his eyes.

I love doing the bloggle with my pets

Bloggle by Small cock leader September 3, 2020

Bloggles 

The bias resulting from having read multiple blogs posts either excessively praising or deriding an entity or event. To be affected by "blog goggles."

HipsterChick1: Last week's Titus Andronicus show was amazing, don't you think?
HipsterChick2: Take off your fucking bloggles, you've just spent too much time reading Brooklyn Vegan.

Bloggles by Conejo Rojo January 7, 2009

Bloggle 

Blog babble. The babble that a new announcement from any large company will create.

Hey, did you see the Bloggle about google+?

Bloggle by Ted Calvin July 1, 2011