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Bloogle

A blowjob given whilst the recipient is using Google for thoughtful research.

It is considered by some experts to be the greatest example of the Pavlovian reward cycle.
Gentleman 1: Dude, did you know that you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings anymore?

Gentleman 2: You're kidding! How do you know that?

Gentleman 1: It's true! I found out while my girlfriend was Bloogling me last night. Birds eat the rice and their stomach freaking explodes!

Gentleman 2: Hell yeah! Bloogles are the best
by Dr. Milo Hutchinson October 6, 2008
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Bloogle

When you use google to find a blog. Rather useless in our society but bloogling is the bast way to find a blog.
Bob - "Do you know any decent blogs about kittens. I like kittens"

Fred - "Nope. You should bloogle it. Its how I found that blog about puppydog shaped cheesecakes"
by Fred Bobert Nomation March 6, 2009
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bloogle is doogle
by gataitai April 9, 2018
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bloogle balls

Bloogle balls are a medical condition resulting from the frustration of attempting to google someone and getting either no dirt at all or a sea of results for a multitude of people with the same name as your googlee. Often results from an underestimation of the popularity of the name you are searching.
"Mmm, that Dan Roche at work is so foine. Let's google him."
"OK... dannnn roooocchhe... ?!?!? results one to ten of two million!?"
"Oh suck! Bloogle balls!"
by laurosaur November 1, 2005
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Booglesack

n - 1) a game played by 3 or more people who are bored out of their minds and cannot find anything better to do. It is usually played in a car while driving around but can be played on foot or on bicycles. The director (usually the driver of the car) yells out the word "booglesack" at an intersection in which the other players have to yell out 'left', 'right', or 'straight' to tell which direction the driver needs to go. The individual who says it the quickest wins that round and the driver must go in the direction that was yelled out. The game ends when one feels it should end and the person who won the most rounds is the winner and gets the ability to gloat and be the supreme booglesacker.

2) The winner of the aforementioned game (usually add on er to the end)

v - to win the game of Booglesack (booglesacking, booglesacked)
n:

Andrew: Booglesack!

Alex: Left!

Ethan: Right!

(Turns left)

Alex: Haha I just booglesacked yo ass

Ethan: Fuck you noob I got it first

v:

Ethan: I am the best booglesacker there is. Fuck you noobs I pwn at booglesacking I will booglesack any mofo who thinks I'm not the ultimate booglesacker.
by sydstorm August 6, 2009
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broogle

verb: to "brain google", i.e., search one's brain for trivial information instead of using a popular search engine.
"Dude, check imdb and tell me who was in Bubba Ho-Tep?" "Psssh, I can broogle that one. Bruce Campbell."
by groovenu March 14, 2012
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Yankee Boogle

A 3-D printed auto-sear for an AR-15 pattern rifle.
Isn’t a yankee boogle illegal? Where’d you get that?
by Nightwing384006 September 6, 2020
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