A state of extreme physical fitness brought on by months of training under Mike Blasquez.

Can also be referred to as "Having your Physical Affairs in Order"

Conversation between Rich Eisen and Maurice Jones Drew:

Eisen: Mike Blasquez
Jones-Drew: Yes, amazing
Eisen: He's currently strength coach at Cal, you met him at De La Salle
Jones-Drew: Yes, Cal is going to be a good football team because of him. He is going to get them in Blasquezian shape

Blasquezian by calbear289 October 19, 2011

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Blaquaman

The African-American counterpart of the fictional character 'Aquaman'. Coined by Dr. John Dorian of hit T.V. show - Scrubs.

Turk: Ma'am?... Lady?...

- JD appears -

JD: What's up, Blaquaman?

Turk: I think I just saw a mermaid.

Blaquaman by iwatchwaytoomuchtv April 16, 2009

Blanquita

A white girl of any ethnic background whether it be a white girl of Latin American origin or not.

Black and Brown Colombians often refer to white Colombian females as Blanquitas.

Blanquita by Latinoisnotarace November 7, 2009

blanquito

A colloquial hispanic term referring to a 'white boy'.

Blanco is the spanish word for white and adding the suffix 'ito' adds the connotation of small. So the term technically means
'little white'.

He can't dance... he's such a blanquito.

blanquito by That guy who's that guy March 9, 2011

Blasquach

A rare and elusive being known to run the streets of Mon City.

Hey! I just saw a Blasquach sighting at Mickey Dee's 10 minutes ago!

Blasquach by Seamonator February 10, 2012

Blakkusutaa

Coined from a Japanese term meaning "Black Star", it is utilized to refer to asian anal fetish videos.

Hey Matt, do you prefer bukkake, paizuri or blakkusutaa fetish videos?

Blakkusutaa by Forum1651 November 5, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026