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bitchlasagna 

an iconic song that pewdiepie made to roast t series because t series can go suck ass
hey mom can you put bitchlasagna after this song
bitchlasagna by littlecamp69 April 27, 2019

Bitch lasagna

Bitch lasagna is a sexc ladie that won't send Bob and Vagene even after you asked nicely
That bitch lasagna Won't send me any Bob even though I call her sexc lik rain God
Bitch lasagna by Titty meat October 18, 2017

Bitch Lasagna

What you become when you challenge the king.
T-Series ain’t nothing but a bitch lasagna
-Pewdiepie 2018
Bitch Lasagna by Real9ineYrOld October 5, 2018

Bitch Lasagna

A term used to describe a ladie who won't take cloth off OR send bob or vegana pic after asking politely!
Bitch Lasagna won't send pic of bobs... what i do, i ask nice...
Bitch Lasagna by Steve the Gargoyle November 1, 2017

bitch lasagna song 

The best diss track of t seires you can ever hear.
T SEIRIES AND NOTHING BUT A BITCH LASAGNA (part of the bitch lasagna song)

bitch lasagna

I don't like you, T-Series
Nothing personal, kid
But I must go all out
Just this once
Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be?
Sit the fuck down, T-Series
I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But "You India, You Lose"
So best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you
We're gonna be completely fucking done
'Cause we only just begun
I review you, zero
Bye bitch, gone
So come on, T-Series
Looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve you bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series just wet themselves in their pajama
So who the hell is Bob
And why you wanna kiss him? (ew)
I'm a blue eyes white dragon
While you're just dark magician (oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation
But I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (oops)
Motu Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it came from a mumble rap community
No, papa, no, papa
Yes, papa, Johnny
Now down all of this sugar
And let's throw this fucking party with some
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just wetting their pajama
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
You got a population of 1.32 billion
But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million
Sub bot
bitch lasagna by RadRaichu7 May 13, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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