bever

means to love with great affection; have sexual feelings

i have always bevered you.

by squeaky the great December 7, 2009

bever

Short for beverage

Hey, pass my bever over this way. Mine's the white russian

by Bungalow Bill November 9, 2001

Bever

Noun
1. Beaver beverage

2. better than never

1:
guy: Dude, this bever tastes rad!
2:
Guy 1: I'm just turning my paper in now.
Guy 2: At least it's bever.

by ZefferTheMooseCow August 28, 2022

Bever

The phrase originates when a user meant to type "never" but made a typing error. A cow VTuber named Crelly first used the phrase. Crelly made the typing error while replying to the clipper baggypantsman about "freeing his rod," as the phrase is now a permanent reminder of how much Crelly fumbles.

Crelly: who want me
baggypantsman: free my rod
Crelly: bever
Crelly: fuck
baggypantsman: ?

by chillinmatcha September 2, 2025

bever ranch

a room full of women

man this place is a bever ranch! sweet

by George Bush Jr. September 11, 2005

Bever Blister

A Bever Blister is similiar to a Fever Blister. A Bever Blister is a cold sore that erupts on your lip every so often. Much like a Fever Blister, it is caused by a virus. BUT the Bever Blister originates from a Beaver Virus.

"Franky, remember that Stripper I was dating a few months ago?" "Well, she left me with a little gift. Check out this Bever Blister on my lip!" "Dude, that thing is rude!!!!"

by Turfclubtom April 19, 2008

bever fever

a condition caused by drinking contaminated backcountry water resulting in violent explosive unpredictable uberfrequent bowel evacuations.

i caught bever fever and blew my toilet through the wall.

by dr. dookie October 7, 2007