BEAST HOURS

A undetermined amount of hours in which the subject is exposed to; Typically from 10pm-4am, the subject becomes aggressive in nature with hunger, sexual activity, illegal acts and/or sports. This was most notable during the darkest period of the middle ages and the enlightenment era. The subject will have a hard understanding of what has happened after beast hours. Usually they obtain little to no memory of what occurred in the event.
It is still practiced in the 21st century. People today who experience BEAST HOURS are ones who will witness the rapture of Jesus Christ.

Guy 1: Holy shit bro, what happened last night? I can't remember a single thing...
Guy 2: Bro you went into BEAST HOURS and took all the bitches, and drank all the liquor
Guy 1: Im only a beast during BEAST HOURS

BEAST HOURS by BEASTWEEWEE October 3, 2019

BEAST HOURS

A undetermined amount of hours in which the subject is exposed to, become aggressive in nature with hunger, sexual activity. illegal acts and or sports. Typically BEAST HOURS goes from 10pm-4am.

" Aye man, I was drunk lat night. I drank half a bottle of vodka with my boy and we started blasting 90mph on the freeway!"
"Damn you guys were in BEAST HOURS then. My man Jefferson can't hang during at that time."

BEAST HOURS by BEASTWEEWEE October 4, 2019

meat beat hours 

8-12 o'clock Where all sad niggas beat their dick vigorously either while participating in sad nigga hours or not.

Originated from sad nigga hours but became its own thing later on

Mike: Hey I would like to do an activity tonight
Jimmy: How about you participate in meat beat hours where you beat your dick vigorously from 8-12 o'clock

meat beat hours by Kosorare December 28, 2017

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure by and dude i talked to kenny las October 29, 2017

The Best Horse 

'The Best Horse' is what you would usually prefer to as your girlfriend, crush, that girl in your class with the stomper rack or any bitch you'd wanna fuck.

Guy: "Dude you seen Fat-Ass-Fiona? She's The Best Horse."
Other guy: "Yeah man, she be thicc."

The Best Horse by That one girl with the fat ass December 23, 2020

beat the dead horse 

An instance in which the "beater" of the horse will continue to try and make amusing comments until either
A.) Somebody makes a "pity laugh" (this is usually the person who originally told the joke) or:
B.) Everyone leaves.

This is a common occurrence when a moderately funny person loses their game, and is convinced that they are not off of their game.

The perfect example of beat the dead horse.

MD: "Yo wassup homeslice! I was just chillin like a felon up in hurr."
OM: "Oh, awesome."
MD: "Word it was so tite and of the hizzle son! Shit!"
AS: "umm cool"
MD: "Damn staraight Gangsta. I'z with all ma peeps."
JK: "thats great..."
MD: "You know what else is great? My dick!" (MD laughs at his own joke, hoping others will too.)
WH: "shut the hell up mark youre not funny"
JB: "Whack! Whack! Whack! Neeeiiigh!!"
MD: "Peace out haters"

beat the dead horse by Will Hinshaw, Joe Kovach March 22, 2008

beat a dead horse

The act of pushing onward when a decision has already been made and will not change.

Tod: I think we should eat tacos every night.
Tim: I think you should shut up because tacos every night is the worst idea ever.
Tod: Tacos. Every. Night.
Sam: Dude, no.

Tod: WE NEED TO EAT TACOS EVERY FRIGGIN' NIGHT, MAN!
Tim: *sigh*
Sam: Way to beat a dead horse...

beat a dead horse by Noodle8 October 29, 2011