Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Batton
Batton by iheartbattons December 16, 2010
Related Words
Batton
To have a complete lack of knowledge on the subject yet act as tho one is an expert and need of zero guidence. This is also accompanied with a completely unwarranted arrogance on the subject
We hired a new guy to do our plumbing, said he was a professional. Now I got water leaking everywhere. I really got battoned on this one
Batton by Roger tittle October 14, 2019
Miss Batton
A complete and utter overweight dwerp who can't find clothes to fit her and will never find anything that she's good at.
Why are you wearing that shirt? You look as fat as Miss Batton...
You're almost as thick as Miss Batton.
You put on 5 stone? You must have the same diet as Miss Batton...
You're almost as thick as Miss Batton.
You put on 5 stone? You must have the same diet as Miss Batton...
Miss Batton by Bowes232 November 6, 2012
« après la pluie, le batton »
is an expression commonly used in Algeria. and it means that after a series of sad events, more will come!
« après la pluie, le batton » by iloveghiles August 30, 2022
lauer button
1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.
lauer button by picc285 September 16, 2019
Battou No Jutsu
It is the base stance for the Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu sword fighting technique with the objective of efficiently eliminating each opponent with a single swing of the weilder's katana.
The samurai warrior readies himself as demonstrates the initial form of his attack using the Battou no Jutsu stance.
Battou No Jutsu by Oxxy_Montalvy September 30, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026