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One who constantly lives in the past and has no grip on reality or the current state of things. bamafan consistently keeps harping about 12 non-existent national championships and "wait till next year" is his or her mantra. Usually uneducated, and seems to prefer nesting in trailers.
Did that bamafan really name his kid "Saban"?
BAMAFAN by John Hollyhock April 3, 2007
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Bamalance 

A private organization ran by drunken college students causing havoc by breaking and stealing everything they see.
After we get drunk lets go bamalance!!
ACRONYM(Bitch Ass Need A Ride Ass Nigga)
Every week you turn into a BANAFAN
BANAFAN by YOUMEYGEG November 3, 2017

Ucku-bamafay 

1. How to say "Fuck Obama" in Pig Latin, in front of your Moron, tree-hugging, dirt worshiping, Left-Wing, "I refuse to think or hear reason and will vote to re-elect a president who has literally doubled the national debt in Not Even all of Four Years, and will literally have tripled it by the time he‘s through in 2016 if he gets his way".
2. What to say in front of your sick 4 year-old with a temp of 103 (as you wait to be seen in the standing room only, over-crowded doctors office that you have been waiting at for over 6 hours), when you realize first hand that Obama Care has fucked you again, after Obama promised you could keep your family doctor (but straight out Lied!), and you have to wait at a clinic at now 3am with your crying, feverish child, at the back of a daunting line of people also waiting to receive sub-par medical care from a P.A because M.D‘s are now a dying breed now that physician are on a set salary and their earning ceiling is fixed .
"A67?...Calling A67."
"What number are we again Honey?"
"C19... ... ...What is it Dear?...now Dear, don‘t curse in front of the children..."
"Ucku-bamafay !!!"
Ucku-bamafay by Cluck Finton November 10, 2014

banafanafofaza 

super 1337 verion of the shoop da whoop, aka the laser of awesomeness
halo 3 noob: ima chargin mah lazor!
halo 3 geek: correction, its banafanafofaza. lazor was sooo yesterday

bamfanator

bamf + terminator = bamfanator: a bamf who bamfs his/her bamfage in a terminator-like way, can describe a cold-blooded killer-type bamf
Dude 1: Did you see that scene where Jet Li killed all seven of those thugs with a straight face?
Dude2: Ya man! He was such a bamfanator

Player1: Dude!!! Did you see that guy! He just mercilessly slaughtered about fifty n00bs!
Player2: What a bamfanator!
Um so like it means when ur half Hindu and half punjabi I think LOL

IN YO FACE RAMAN & NAV & SAVEEN & ABENA
aap ko bamaan (dedicated to certain people)
bamaan by BWHAHAHA May 9, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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