ballinest

anything done in an effort done to be an extreme baller at a particular instance in time

As the cab reaches its destination, and everyone searches for their amount of the fare, pull out your wallet and pay for the whole thing...why? "Because that was the most ballinest shit I could do"...even my dookie twinkles

by Grimy September 25, 2006

ballinest

the most pimpenist thing that you could do at that moment.......

i just bought a round of drinks......its the most ballinest thing that i could do.....

by thesecondmostballinestplayeronmyspace September 8, 2006

Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.

1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."

by Charitable Disguise January 3, 2020

Ballnets

The nets that you put on the bottoms of guys' balls to stop them from dunking in the water.

Chris: Grandpa, what are you doing here?

Carter: Using the bathroom. Where do you keep the ballnets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?

Brian: What?

Carter: What do you mean, "What"? slaps his hand for every word WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE NETS THAT YOU PUT ON THE BOTTOM OF GUYS BALLS TO STOP THEM FROM DUNKING IN THE WATER!?

by Ballnets.net June 24, 2021

Ballnets.net

A website where you buy nets to put on your balls to keep them from dunking in the toilet water.

Guy 1: Bro, where did you get your ballnet?

Guy 2: Got it at ballnets.net.

Guy 1: Thanks.

by Ballnets.net June 25, 2021

kickin' ballistics

To reason with someone, to tell them how things really are, to philosophize about a topic.

Me and my man Gary sat up all night listening to his older brother Charles kickin' ballistics about prison industry-complex.

by merrakesh August 29, 2010

going ballistic

Becoming fully, truly, unstoppably, gravitationally angry. Usually of a person or semi-sentient animal that can experience anger.
References ballistic missiles, whose flight paths are nearly un-alterable after a certain point.

"When dad finds out I didn't submit my college applications, he'll be going ballistic!"

by 4onen March 2, 2016