balcony 

(n) when you stand, fully clothed, next to the one you love and put a hand down each other's trousers, thus forming a balcony with your arms.

Sometimes, when Kathleen and I fallout, we make a balcony as a pacifier.

balcony by daveaux July 4, 2014

balcony 

Used to describe a woman's breasts as the sudden jutting of a woman's mammaries resonables a 16th century shakespearean balcony.

"Did you check out the balcony on that woman, Reginald."
"Indeed, Cedric."
"I want to have sex with her."

balcony by Steve February 22, 2005

balcony 

A patio like structure which extends from most upper level apartments, and second stories of houses, often where people balcon.

Guy 1- "So this is your apartment"
Guy 2- "Yep, and thats the balcony, where we balcon."
Guy 1- "Balcon?"
Guy 2- "Like a Falcon."

balcony by B-Rizzle Fo Shizzle October 16, 2007

balcony 

when you're doing your girlfriend doggystyle over the balcony and u quickly switch off with a friend. You then go down the stairs and wave at her. Often giving her a pleasant surprise.

Cody and I pulled a balcony on that wasted college girl.

balcony by Dr. Love and the clitmaster March 23, 2007

balcony 

A place filled with stupid, irrational, or mentally challenged people.

To stick out like a balcony means to be mentally challenged (from Italian).

My place is now a complete balcony since these guys moved in.

Are you on the balcony again?

balcony by UrbanCulture August 24, 2005

balcony 

verb

1. Being a total dumbass with respect to anything sports-related (particularly fantasy football) or any subject for that matter, while providing outrageous hot takes with the utmost confidence; most likely from a balcony somewhere.

2. To mis-appropriately reference GIFs in the context of the conversation in an attempt to gain acceptance from people who hate you.

3. Jerking off over the thought or action of upsetting Cian through online bullying; which somehow also concurrently arouses Cian due to his masochistic nature.

4.

A: Here he goes, he’s gonna balcony again.

B: “Man City dusting Bournemouth 4-0 hits different. Sammy Watkins out Tyreek Hill in and ya’ll underestimated the power of Vrabel”

balcony by Teebotheewok September 27, 2022

balcony kids 

Kids that hang out on the balcony (obviously), these types of kids are typically cringey, annoying, and post their "dark" thoughts on their Snapchat stories. Do not confuse balcony kids with emo people or goth people, they are a new breed. They all "date" one another, they are all each others "ex". Their version of dating is standing on the balcony and holding each other awkwardly close, murmuring "I love you so much". If you see them doing this, make bets on how soon they'll break up, it's a good way to make money. They don't always hang out on the balcony, though, if they're at your school, they may swarm a certain hallway or corridor, screaming their petty inside jokes.

"If you don't like being hated by everyone, don't hang out with the balcony kids."

"You guys are so fucking annoying! You're all just a bunch of inbred fucking balcony kids!"

balcony kids by chochelle November 21, 2017