BAGLAN

The Coolest Place On Earth.
Near M4
Habitat of Clare David

Free Clares' Parrot. She has imprisoned IT in a big old rusty cage. Please phone RSPB NOW.

by shroeder January 31, 2005

Bag the Baglan

Refers to a girl who is bangable but you would have to put a bag over her head to semi-enjoy it

I was dying to hook up with this hot girl the other night, but she left the bar early so I had to bag the baglan instead. Tuffffff

by BDeee August 1, 2011

Riot Balance Team

A group of brain dead retards who is doing the exact opposite of their only job in life. They only work after overdosing large amounts of weed, and weed is the source of their "New Champions". The only thing they've accomplished so far is ruining the game called League Of Legends.

It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"

"Yasuo Buff" - Riot Balance Team

by S3OXD September 26, 2018

Badlands Chugs

A legendary man. He has chugged almost every drink you can think of and still does challenges to this day. He uploads his chugs on YouTube. Apart from his chugs, he is a chill guy. He has made hip hop music. He is a friendly down to earth guy.

Guy 1: Theres a hurricane coming!!! We have to evacuate NOW!!!!!

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Are you crazy????

Guy 2: Just get Badlands Chugs. He will take care of this.

Guy 1: What the fuck?

Guy 2: *Tells Badlands*

Badlands Chugs: *Chugs hurricane in 5 seconds*

Guy 1: *faints in disbelief*

by flyinghog December 14, 2019

Badlands Booker

Badlands Booker is a professional eater, and chugger. He also produces beats, and hip hop. He is also the man behind badlands chugs on youtube. He is a boss.

Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Its Badlands Booker *clicks on his video*

Badlands Booker: Yes Sir! Badlands Chugs is back! and brought to you by....the badlands booker headphones...

by badlandsbookerfan December 18, 2013

Booty Balance

The part of a relationship when a guy is trying to keep a balance between a girl being a booty call and her becoming his girlfriend.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks I just want her for sex.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.

by Summerbees December 16, 2011

Random crits are fair and balanced

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.

person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up

by st. ego February 4, 2021