man when the only reason i get bitches and you dont is cause im a real badfl and you aint shit.
im a badfl, cant jock my swag.
im a badfl, cant jock my swag.
by joyosmoo November 23, 2010
Get the BADFL mug.A legendary man. He has chugged almost every drink you can think of and still does challenges to this day. He uploads his chugs on YouTube. Apart from his chugs, he is a chill guy. He has made hip hop music. He is a friendly down to earth guy.
Guy 1: Theres a hurricane coming!!! We have to evacuate NOW!!!!!
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: Are you crazy????
Guy 2: Just get Badlands Chugs. He will take care of this.
Guy 1: What the fuck?
Guy 2: *Tells Badlands*
Badlands Chugs: *Chugs hurricane in 5 seconds*
Guy 1: *faints in disbelief*
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: Are you crazy????
Guy 2: Just get Badlands Chugs. He will take care of this.
Guy 1: What the fuck?
Guy 2: *Tells Badlands*
Badlands Chugs: *Chugs hurricane in 5 seconds*
Guy 1: *faints in disbelief*
by flyinghog December 14, 2019
Get the Badlands Chugs mug.Badlands Booker is a professional eater, and chugger. He also produces beats, and hip hop. He is also the man behind badlands chugs on youtube. He is a boss.
Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Its Badlands Booker *clicks on his video*
Badlands Booker: Yes Sir! Badlands Chugs is back! and brought to you by....the badlands booker headphones...
Badlands Booker: Yes Sir! Badlands Chugs is back! and brought to you by....the badlands booker headphones...
by badlandsbookerfan December 18, 2013
Get the Badlands Booker mug.n.) A word used to refer to poorly written fanfiction. Unfortunately for most fandoms, badfic represents the majority.
Did you read that Harry/Draco fanfiction that was so riddled with plot holes and spelling errors? Talk about badfic.
by Omusubi April 14, 2005
Get the badfic mug.A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.
Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!
Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.
Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.
by Eddy July 29, 2007
Get the Bullshit Baffles Brains mug.A very large number. Some think it is equal to 1 dabillion to the dabillionth power. Also equal to the highest number you can think of +1. The desired sum within your bank account. Not to be confused with 1 bajillion, which is obviously made up.
by jtommyh April 23, 2021
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