Guy 1: I just batflamed your mom!
Guy 2: Did you hit a homerun?
Guy 1: No, I shoved a baseball bat into your mom and now she's disfigured.
Guy 2: Aw shucks... She was a bitch anyway
Peter was Beating off in the Vaughn middle school bathroom and reflected on how his brother, Louis badalament was in the same situation just two years prior