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B.S.J.O.

Big Sex Jump Off. Big Sex Jump Off. 1)Uncharectoristicly Sexually Uninhibited via excessive drug and alcohol consumption. 2)Sex Nasty
"She throws back that bottle of J.D. a couple more times and she will be primed and pumped for a B.S.J.O.!"
by daryl leckt January 4, 2008
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B.S.J.O.

Big Sex Jump Off- #1)A sexual encounter, significace greatly exaggerated by conscous altering substances. #2)B.IG S.EX (first ever,meaningful,heartfelt,most memorable,signifacant) + J.UMP O.FF (everybodys sex partnerl); a heartfelt sexual encounter with everybodys sex partner
#1) "Dumb Ass! You didn't have sex with ( a ) 4 Star Kelly!! (or fill in the blank) Your B.S.J.O. was with Loosey Lucy!" #2) first drunk says; "Damn! I wanna' get me summa' that fine Bitch!" second drunk responds;"Dude, last weekend you were lying about doing 4 Star *****.Throw back some more Jack Danials and you'll be having a B.S.J.O. with Loosey Lucy again. NO! Somemore Sex!"
by darylleckt November 17, 2009
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R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.
Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B
by xCascade October 21, 2010
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J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i

Just Saw My Mum Kill a Dog, Not By running it over but by fist fighting it
" DUDE, OMG, J.S.M.M.K.A.D.N.B.R.I.O.B.B.F.F.I!"
by No-_Name July 24, 2024
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โ€œI have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.โ€
โ€œYour new empire?โ€
โ€œDonโ€™t make me kill you!โ€
โ€œAnakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!โ€
โ€œIf you are not with me, then you are my enemy.โ€
โ€œOnly a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.โ€
โ€œYou will try.โ€
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by Big dumbus January 24, 2021
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Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary
by Moonlit_Sky2712 September 13, 2020
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