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B.I.T.E. 

Thanks to the Hip-Hop Artist, Fabolous.

Acronym: Bitch I'm Tryin' to Eat.

Synonomous with: Bitch, don't question me; Bitch, I do what I gotta/gone do
Less-Desirable Synonyms: I do it because I must;What choice did I have?

Antonym: Y.O.L.O. (because YOLO ruined acronyms)
Slowly-Becoming-Unattractive Girlfriend: "Why you never take me out anymore?"

Disgruntled Boyfriend: "B.I.T.E."

Slowly-Becoming-Unattractive Girlfriend: "Uuuh, whaaaat?"

Disgruntled Boyfriend: " Bitch I'm tryin' to eat!"
B.I.T.E. by DpB January 10, 2013
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T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. 

The Most Powerful Human Being in the Entire Universe
Spencer and Sam have really been working hard to be T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. I hear they do a crossfit workout 3 times a day.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

Y.T.T.I.D.L.Y.B.I.A.D.L.Y.M.T.E.O.T.U 

It simply means "you think that i dont love you but i do love you more than everything on this universe". you might use it when ur simp idek
Girl: ik that you dont love me.. :/
Random simp: Y.T.T.I.D.L.Y.B.I.A.D.L.Y.M.T.E.O.T.U

s k i b i d i t o i l e t 

it means d e a t h from all that refuse to worship s k i b i d i t o i l e t

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

b.f.e.i.t.w.w.

you are my b.f.e.i.t.w.w.
b.f.e.i.t.w.w. by edgfrgrth November 8, 2010