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A word used to convince someone to buy you a bass guitar

Pronounced: BAse
Son: *walks up to parents* B A S S

*does this for a few months*

Parents: *buys a bass guitar
B A S S by Vroom kachow September 28, 2019
Words you can keep
B A S S is a instrument for PRO SLAPPERS! The instrument is one of the few instruments that is approved by Davie504, it was a true gift from the instrument gods. If you play B A S S it means you're a PRO and a SLAPPER, not a filthy, N00B, Guitar (6-String Bass) player.

B A S S and Drums are BFFs, B A S S and Guitar (6-String Bass) are ENIMIES!
1: I play B A S S, not a filthy Guitar!

2: Send B A S S, NOW!

3: SLAPP B A S S!
B A S S by S L A P P E R December 20, 2019

B.A.S.S. 

B.A.S.S. Blue Ass Splatter Syndrome, When you take a huge shit in a freshly cleaned port-a-shitter, your huge load drops into the blue liquid and splatters your ass with blue liquid.
Each day I dread going to work because of the B.A.S.S.
B.A.S.S. by Herf69 December 1, 2007

B.A.S.S. 

B.A.S.S. basically means taking a Big Ass Super Shit
Chris had food poisoning from shit food on the street, so he often went to the rest room to let out a B.A.S.S.
B.A.S.S. by ompa loompa November 2, 2010

B.A.S.S. 

Bitches Are So Shady! This means that if your a female you cant help but to be shady to men....... In one way shape or form all Bitches Are So Shady!
You know that one bitch that my nigga likes well she is the B.A.S.S. Master!!!!
B.A.S.S. by That Boy Matt Smith April 28, 2006

B.A.S.S. 

Stands For Big, Ass, Skanky, Slut, usually used to define a blonde white hoe but can be used for a slut of any race
Abby is such a B.A.S.S. i heard the whole 10th grade choir class fucked her.
b.a.s.s stands for bitch asses stay snitching
friend: oh there’s Tamara

me: she a b.a.s.s period
B.A.S.S by ionlikeyaperiod April 25, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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