B A S S is a instrument for PRO SLAPPERS! The instrument is one of the few instruments that is approved by Davie504, it was a true gift from the instrument gods. If you play B A S S it means you're a PRO and a SLAPPER, not a filthy, N00B, Guitar (6-String Bass) player.
B A S S and Drums are BFFs, B A S S and Guitar (6-String Bass) are ENIMIES!
B.A.S.S. Blue Ass Splatter Syndrome, When you take a huge shit in a freshly cleaned port-a-shitter, your huge load drops into the blue liquid and splatters your ass with blue liquid.