Herf69's definitions

B.A.S.S.

B.A.S.S. Blue Ass Splatter Syndrome, When you take a huge shit in a freshly cleaned port-a-shitter, your huge load drops into the blue liquid and splatters your ass with blue liquid.

Each day I dread going to work because of the B.A.S.S.

by Herf69 December 1, 2007

Soltero Slider

When you make an "OK" sign with your middle, ring and little finger pointing away from you, you then act like you are jerking off, this is to say that it is ok to jerk off like this because its like someone else is doing it.

Jose is the king of the Soltero Slider. He does it so much that he actually thinks someone else is doing it.

by Herf69 October 13, 2008

BAFF

BAFF = Bare Ass Face Fart
The worst possible fart, only thing that can make this worse is if you "shart" along with it.

Last night when we had our huge party, Timmer passed out early, so I gave him a BAFF.

by Herf69 May 28, 2008

red nosed rat

A bloody used tampon.

My old lady got pissed at me one night and threw her red nosed rat at me.

by Herf69 December 9, 2007