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Aoifeism 

Aoifeism, is the religious belief that two blood cousin's can share telepathic thoughts. They have a triangular hieroglyph, symbolising that two people share the same thought during the same time period.

To be accepted into the religion of Aoifeism, you must be baptised with purified water by the Aoifeism leaders
"Wish! We just said the same thing at the same time! We must be apart of the Aoifeism religion. We're blood cousin's too!"
Aoifeism by Teetree licker 5 September 4, 2021
Aoife is a Kind hearted girl and always there for you
She is really funny and such a great friend when you get to know her

She is very stylish and Such a beauty.
She doesn't care what people think.
She loves to shop and is great to shop with.

She is one of the most amazing girls you'll ever meet. 💓 💕 💖 💕
Aoife is so amazing
Aoife by Emma smcmith December 29, 2016
Aoife is a old Gaelic name. Aoife is beautiful and hot. Her best feature is her ass and she always gets the lads. She has lots of friends and is very popular. A girl who never turn down a challenge, she is one never to be messed with.
Wow, that girls so hot. I bet it's Aoife.
Aoife by darkceltg September 12, 2016
Aoife is one of the nicest and kindest people you will ever meet. She has amazing talent but needs to build confidence in the things she does. She loves to laugh and smile but won’t hesitate to beat you up if you annoy her or someone she values. She is very pretty but fails to see it. If you have an Aoife in your life, your lucky!
“She’s really pretty”
“Oh that’s Aoife, she’s really kind and talented”
Aoife by Youranonymouspeep January 16, 2019
Aoife is a very old gaelic name, meaning pleasant, beautiful & radiant. The name was used extensively in Gaelic mythology. Aoife became the wife of Cú Chulainn and bore his son.
"Wow! That girl is so beautiful"
"She's deffo an Aoife "
Aoife by Keilin August 19, 2011
aoifes a hot mess, but I love her
aoife by Wigggggggeth September 30, 2019
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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