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Amberism 

Believing In Amber as our one and only god. We believe he is the greatest of all, and no one comes before him. He is also very funny.
Man: Hey! What’s your religion? Mine is Christianity!

Me: Oh hey! My religion is Amberism!

Man: ...
Amberism by My myself and I January 19, 2021
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Albertisms 

When someone corrects you on anything that has to do with music or else they will implode
Example of an Albertisms
I love Styx "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the law"

It's actually "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law"
Albertisms by Mossy Swordsman December 9, 2013

Aberisma 

Aberisma is one of the best things that you’ll ever try in your life,especially if you do it with friends
Bruh this Aberisma is good shit
Aberisma by Gargamel Quasemodo November 20, 2021

Amberism 

When you talk about someone or think about them and they appear in your immediate future.
Wow! I was just talking about Alex yesterday and I ran into him today! Some peole may say this a coincidence, but it's not... it's an Amberism!
Amberism by Amberism June 12, 2022

Amberism 

Amberism is where you believe that Amber is the one true God. she is perfect. Amber is a beautiful fantastic girl that does NOT shit on a bed. she was born in 208 BC and will forever be in our hearts. Growing up she had one younger brother called Bartholomew, he was three years younger. her parents, James and Mary, died 6 years after she was born. Amber and her brother were then taken to live with their abusive grandparents, Joe and Josette. For years Amber and Bartholomew have beaten the shit out of them until one day Amber had enough. Amber grabbed a knife and stabbed her grandparents and then took her brother and ran. they had to learn hoe to care for themselves all alone in the jungle. eventually Amber came of age and became a stripper to make money. Amber lived a long life as a stripper until her death 88 years later.
"Hey, what's your religion?"
"oh i believe in Amberism"
"yeah cool same!"

Amberism 

Believing In Amber as our one and only god. We believe he is the greatest of all, and no one comes before them. They are also very funny. We dedicate ourselves to amber, live our lives for Amber. Fight for amber. Amber provides for us, the light they provide for us is a bright one, we shall follow Amber wherever they may go.
Man: Hey! What’s your religion? Mine is Christianity!

Me: Oh hey! My religion is Amberism!

Man: ...
Amberism by Bxpe November 30, 2022