Amberism is where you believe that Amber is the one true God. she is perfect. Amber is a beautiful fantastic girl that does NOT shit on a bed. she was born in 208 BC and will forever be in our hearts. Growing up she had one younger brother called Bartholomew, he was three years younger. her parents, James and Mary, died 6 years after she was born. Amber and her brother were then taken to live with their abusive grandparents, Joe and Josette. For years Amber and Bartholomew have beaten the shit out of them until one day Amber had enough. Amber grabbed a knife and stabbed her grandparents and then took her brother and ran. they had to learn hoe to care for themselves all alone in the jungle. eventually Amber came of age and became a stripper to make money. Amber lived a long life as a stripper until her death 88 years later.
Believing In Amber as our one and only god. We believe he is the greatest of all, and no one comes before them. They are also very funny. We dedicate ourselves to amber, live our lives for Amber. Fight for amber. Amber provides for us, the light they provide for us is a bright one, we shall follow Amber wherever they may go.
When going shopping for meat and potato pies,turning round and saying "they've not got any meat and potato,do you think potato and meat will do?"
This is a classic "Amberism"
The one and only endangered species of Marin county California. She is a statuesque goddess with flowing dark hair and stunning curves. Everything about her is absolutely perfect and you will instantly fall head over heels for her wanting to spend every waking moment in her presence. An angel. A goddess. The perfect woman, lover, friend. If you find one, you must please her, make her laugh and she will be yours forever.