Person 1: "Why is this so hard?"
Person 2: "I don't know, why don't you ask your mom about last night and maybe she'll give you an answer."
Person 1: "Why do you have to be awkwarding at a time like this!?"
A combination of the wordawkward and mingling or talking When you get uncomfortable in a social setting, especially if you have to mingle, or if you meet someone you haven't talked to in a long time.
Sarah: How awkwardling, it must have been, just standing there. It was silent.
What an awkwardling thing to do.
The room was just a clusterf#%* of awkwardling couples.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.