X: Yo, the most
awkward shit happened to me last
night.
Y: Oh yeah?
X: Yeah dude, I was running around in
Chicago when the most awkard looking old guy came up to me and asked me if I had seen his anteater anywhere. It was a moment filled with inescapable awkwardness.
Y: Man, you're such an awkwardist.
X: Awkardist? Maybe I am.