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Awkward af by Therod6969 February 11, 2018
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awkward aftermath
When an awkward pause is reached in a conversation amongst a group of people and a certain douchebag decides to point out that there has been that awkard silence that everyone was totally aware of. But they have nothing to add to the conversation. Thus resulting in another awkward silence.
*awkward pause*
"whoa, it just got really quiet"
*another awkward pause*
"well after that awkward aftermath, I'm gonna take off"
"whoa, it just got really quiet"
*another awkward pause*
"well after that awkward aftermath, I'm gonna take off"
awkward aftermath by ssshhh September 6, 2009
Related Words
awkwardate
To make someone feel awkward. To awkwardate someone; awkwardated (past tense) awkwardation (the procress in awkwardating someone)
awkwardate by Cheryl Beryl November 6, 2007
Awkwardacity
They are unashamed of their awkwardacity.
Awkwardacity by slayer Cee September 12, 2015
Awkwardarian
n. a person who is an awkwardarian
adj. of or relating to awkwardarianism or awkwardarians
An awkwardarian is a person who claims they are a vegetarian, but who does eat meat provided it's high quality, for example a Chateaubriand but doesn't eat some common meat-substitutes used in vegetarian dishes. For example, mushroom, avocado, beans, and artichoke are often used in vegetarian burgers, vegetarian lasagne or other meat dishes which have been modified for vegetarians. (Such offerings are typical of restaurants which are making minimal effort to include vegetarian-friendly options on their menu instead of coming up with quality vegetarian meals).
The combination of a lack of desire to eat meat or meals where a common alternative is a predominant ingredient means the awkwardarian significantly reduces their choices. A menu with several dozen starter and main meal choices can easily be reduced to just two options which are acceptable to the awkwardarian.
The awkwardness impacts the friends and family of awkwardarians who despite loving the awkwardarian, often find the choice of restaurants being whittled down, including eliminating some establishments which had some interesting meal options.
Dedicated awkardarians can reduce a Chinese (or Indian) restaurant menu (both of which often have considerable choice for vegetarians) down to just a few options.
adj. of or relating to awkwardarianism or awkwardarians
An awkwardarian is a person who claims they are a vegetarian, but who does eat meat provided it's high quality, for example a Chateaubriand but doesn't eat some common meat-substitutes used in vegetarian dishes. For example, mushroom, avocado, beans, and artichoke are often used in vegetarian burgers, vegetarian lasagne or other meat dishes which have been modified for vegetarians. (Such offerings are typical of restaurants which are making minimal effort to include vegetarian-friendly options on their menu instead of coming up with quality vegetarian meals).
The combination of a lack of desire to eat meat or meals where a common alternative is a predominant ingredient means the awkwardarian significantly reduces their choices. A menu with several dozen starter and main meal choices can easily be reduced to just two options which are acceptable to the awkwardarian.
The awkwardness impacts the friends and family of awkwardarians who despite loving the awkwardarian, often find the choice of restaurants being whittled down, including eliminating some establishments which had some interesting meal options.
Dedicated awkardarians can reduce a Chinese (or Indian) restaurant menu (both of which often have considerable choice for vegetarians) down to just a few options.
The restaurant has an extensive menu but because they're an awkwardarian they could only find one meal they would eat.
We found eight interesting restaurants on holiday but because of the awkwardarian we could only eat at one of them.
The menu had a half dozen vegetarian meals on it but the awkwardarian wouldn't eat any of them because they all contained mushroom.
The place was fantastic, even the awkwardarian found four meals they would eat.
We found eight interesting restaurants on holiday but because of the awkwardarian we could only eat at one of them.
The menu had a half dozen vegetarian meals on it but the awkwardarian wouldn't eat any of them because they all contained mushroom.
The place was fantastic, even the awkwardarian found four meals they would eat.
Awkwardarian by Orange Hedgehog October 21, 2020
Awkwardation
When the tool and his girlfriend are lying on the couch together violently making out. That's awkwardation
Awkwardation by nakedmoleratnation June 23, 2010
Awkwardacity
Boy 1: "So uhhh, bro...I slept with your sister last night."
Boy 2: "What the heck bro!? The awkwardacity of that has no bounds!"
Boy 2: "What the heck bro!? The awkwardacity of that has no bounds!"
Awkwardacity by iMetzgermeister December 1, 2010